Keep Your Fucking Brats Away From My Desk Day

For all you American readers out there: April 22 is Take Your Kids To Work Day.

You know what that means, don't you?

It means that on April 20-21, you'll feel a really bad cold coming on, and you'll have to call in sick on April 22. You wouldn't want to spread any germs to The Children, would you?

:hack: :cough:

Yep, I can feel it settling in already.