Monday, June 07, 2004

Babies in First Class

Babies in first class? Not only no, but hell no, says an experienced flight attendant.

The original column:
http://www.ticked.com/frank/2004/baby.htm

The follow-up:
http://www.ticked.com/frank/2004/not.htm

Even people who don't hate kids and who want to have kids some day understand that screaming, crying babies don't belong on airplanes, especially not in first class where people pay to have a better flying experience.

Ban babies from first class. Ban them from flying altogether. I've seen lap animals on planes that were far better behaved. If babies must fly, put them in the cargo hold along with the pets.