Thursday, March 17, 2005

More free publicity

Hi, fanbois and fangirls!

Keep on hatin' while you complain that others hate. Hypocrites.

Monday, March 14, 2005

It's almost spring

And you know what that means...

It's almost summer.

PROS:
  • No school buses
  • Less traffic because of no school buses or mommy/daddy driving kid to school
  • No school-zone 25-mph speed limits
CONS:
  • More brats running around, screaming, and being a pain in the ass because they're not holed up at school all day
  • Forget about shopping, midday restaurant visits, or going to the pool. Kids will be there in force.
  • Brats on bikes and skates mean you have to pay extra attention in traffic, because the kids sure won't.
  • Did I mention screaming? All fucking day, it seems. Don't kids get laryngitis?
To make things even worse, I just found out an elementary school is being built about a mile or two away from me. The housing developments going up are bad enough, but now they're going to infest the place with even more brats, as the school will undoubtedly draw plenty of kids who don't live in the nearby brand-new housing.

It makes me sad. All this construction is going up in what used to be a really nice semi-wilderness area. Now it's claustrophic and ugly, and it'll be child-infested and yupscum-parent-infested to boot.

Fuck, fuck, fuck. Or on second thought, DON'T fuck, or at least use some goddamned birth control.