They think they want more?
How about "moderation in everything," including the number of children one has?
If there isn't a 12-step program for people like this, there should be.
Edited 10/13/05 to add this screencap I took of cnn.com's Health page:

Nothing like a mad cow to deliver her 16th slab of natural beef.
Children! They're what's for dinner!

